A cat in Boston has been summoned to Jury Duty. Its owners had requested that the cat be disqualified for jury duty on the basis that the cat doesn't understand or speak English. The request was denied. This cat may actually have to serve.
I think that it would be in the best interest of the court to have this cat excused from jury duty. The cat would most likely fall asleep during the case on the witness chair, steal the judge's gavel to play with and knock over the defense's water pitcher.
- M
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